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65 funny family quotes to strengthen your family bonds

by InspireBeast
July 4, 2020
in LIFE STYLE, MOTIVATION
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Funny family quotes and sayings are known worldwide. Identically, funny family quotes help to keep your family happy and together. Also, they can teach you various lessons about family and make us understand the different perspectives in life within society as well.

One of the most important things in the life of everybody in the family. A family cares a lot about you than anybody else. Therefore, you should take some time of yours to appreciate all that they have done for you. Besides, your family always expects the best for you. The famous saying, “Can’t live with them, can’t live without them” represents one’s family. However much we try living away from family there will always be a bond within you that will keep dragging you back towards them.

In reality, funny family quotes inspire people in a way that they grow close to their families. It is amazing since sometimes we wonder how families of others are different or similar to ours. Most people spend most of their time with their families as the closest relationships of a being is also with their own family. A family is not something where you can pick or choose, unlike friends. Moreover, whoever you’ve got as your family, you have to deal with them for the rest of your life.

Although you love your family there are times where you get angry with them, but it never can last long. Decisions within the family might be foul sometimes. Certainly, there might be things which they do that are unable to be accepted, yet you have to go with the flow and always have each other’s back.

We have listed below 65 funny family quotes for you:

“Never let an angry sister comb your hair.” – Patricia McCann

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck

“No one likes change but babies in diapers.” -Barbara Johnson

“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” – Michael J Fox

“Nothing is better than going home to family and eating good food and relaxing.” – Irina Shayk

“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” – Cary Grant

“There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more… secure.” – Jim Butcher

“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” – Wayne Huizenga

“The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.” – Lee Iacocca

“There is no doubt that it is around the family that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of humans, are created, strengthened and maintained.” – Winston Churchill

“You need a strong family because, at the end, they will love you and support you unconditionally.” – Esha Gupta

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” – George Santayana

“Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life.” – Albert Einstein

“What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family.” – Mother Theresa

“The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.” – Nancy Mitford

“The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.” – Bertrand Russell

“If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange. It’s a circle of sections, held together but separable – each segment distinct.” – Letty Cottin Pogrebin

“I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.” – Ugo Betti

“Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to babysit.” – Anonymous

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” – Gracie Allen

“Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.” – Francis Bacon

“Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.” – Ralph Bus

“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.” – W.C. Fields

“In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.” – Anna Quidlen

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope

“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.” – Douglas Adams

“In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two-thirds incontinent.” – Robert Brault

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Funny family quotes make us realize the complications as well as the simplicity in the insides of our families. Quirks can be found in all families. After all, nobody is perfect. Moreover, there is nobody who understands you like family. Not only that but also has the privilege to witness all your humiliate life moments.

Your own family is the first place where you can build up a genuine love and care towards all beings. In fact, most of your looks, characteristics and behaviors come from your own parents and ancestors.

Siblings are usually known as people who are of pain in the ass. Nonetheless, you cannot live without your siblings. Although you might not realize it sooner you would start feeling it the day you are to separate for some reason. Anyhow, you would want to meet them often. Funny family quotes can bring your family close to your heart every time you read one because you too would have had that same experience earlier at home, hence making you remember the situation again.

Following are some distinct ways you can identify a family:

  • Family history is shared
  • Will face challenges when living together
  • Family goals achieved working together
  • Infinity love received
  • Have to follow family rules and traditions
  • Has close communication within everybody
  • All activities relished together
  • Builds respect for each other
  • What affects one family member will affect the others

“If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?” – Jeff Lindsay

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” – Sam Levenson

“People talk about dysfunctional families; I’ve never seen any other kind.” – Sue Grafton

“Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” – David Frost

“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.” – Garrison Keillor

“Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.” – Art Linkletter

“Teenagers, are you tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get a job, and pay your own bills-while you still know everything.” – John Hinde

“Siblings: Children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” – Sam Levenson

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – John Stewart

“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.” – Florida Scott-Maxwell

“If you grew up in a dysfunctional family, then there is really no hope for you to have a good relationship. That is another myth that we have to throw off so that we can get into what I call Reality.” – Gary Chapman

“The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.” – Robert Brault

“Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex’s new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate’s ex and any new mate that your new mate’s ex has acquired.” – Delia Ephron

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.” – Marge Kennedy

“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Anonymous

“Being part of a family means smiling for photos.” – Harry Morgan

“Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.” – Anonymous

“Bleeding ulcers run in my family: We give them to each other.” – Lois McMaster Bujold

“A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.” – Mary Karr

“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” – George Carlin

“When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.” – Emo Phillips

“Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” – Chelsea Handler

“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.” – Tim Vine

“Having a big family around is a good way to make sure there will always be someone to answer the phone – and forget the message.” – Anonymous

“To encourage my little kid to eat something, I’d sometimes say: ‘Just pretend it’s sand.’” – Anonymous

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’” – Jeff Foxworthy

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.” – Queen Elizabeth II

“Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.” – Lisa Kleypas

“For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.” – Jeff Foxworthy

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